he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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