he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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