Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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