And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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