the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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