one word: firstdatebathroomanal
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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