you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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