so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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