I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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