What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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