Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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