marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
