so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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