is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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