Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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