Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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