ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she looked like the before picture.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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