We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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