butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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