I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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