you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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