Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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