If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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