I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.