420 ftw
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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