At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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