I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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