I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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