Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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