New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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