Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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