is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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