Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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