i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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