I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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