He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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