She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Acid is not a monday night drug
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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