I'm drive I can fine osifer
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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