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i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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