He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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