The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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