fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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