You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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