Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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