At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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