The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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