Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He better not be in your backpack
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize