We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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