You work out of a Hotel?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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