Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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So squirting runs in the family.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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