You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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