I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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