He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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