how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You need a sexual gate keeper
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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