I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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